Monster Dog!

We have a couple different dogs. We have two goldens with perfectly kid friendly demeanors. We have the dog that jumped the fence and wouldn't leave that is uber protective. And then we have him. He was my dog from when I was a single chick in an apartment. I got him from the pound and he was a match made in heaven. Then I figured out why he was at the pound. He runs. If you take your eyes off him for a second he will run. And he won't stop. And he barks. And he pees on everything. But me having the giant heart for him that I have, I still love him. He was my first baby. And then there are days like today where I say to myself that it's a good thing that I was the one to get him from the pound or he probably would have ended up there again. We can't let the dogs out in the back yard right now because a bunny made her nest and there are 5 little baby bunnies doing their growing back there right now. So, they have to go out front. And, none of them are very happy about this. Well, Big A let the goldens out this morning before he went to work. After he left, I was letting the fence jumper and my little monster out. Well, he decided that this was the perfect time to run. And he did. I realized when he made it to the corner that he wasn't coming back of his own accord. So I ran back in the house and got Little Lady from the pack-n-play, put on Big A's flip flops (because of course they were the only nearby shoes I could find) and took off after him. I found him three blocks down doing his duties in the front yard of some neighbors house. I got ahold of him and since he knew that he was in trouble he would not walk. So, please imagine what the people driving through the neighborhood saw. A woman still in her pj's and a messy ponytail in flip flops that were WAY too big, a pj'd baby on one hip and a limp bichon-poodle mix on the other, all the while the same aforementioned woman is vehemently saying bad dog over and over and aforementioned baby is also shaking her finger and saying dog dog dog. Nuff said, monster dog!